About This Game Chowdertwo is a game about Chowderchu, a space-dwelling, beard-wielding, Wizard who harnesses the power of Chowd and might to overcome his obstacles. After a hiatus of indeterminable length, Chowderchu has returned to the spotlight after his victorious debut in the first Chowderchu game. This new adventure features an upgraded moveset with unlockable abilities which you will need when facing off against an army of bosses and challenges. The physics of Chowderspace have been fine-tuned since the first conquest, and now Chowderchu dances like a graceful, bearded marionette past any encumbrance- assuming that the player is a Wizard and not a mere human. There is action, adventure, romance, and online dating- what more could one ask for? A resume game feature, you say? It has that as well. Step up to the challenge and play Chowdertwo today. This is a challenging game with a unique play-style involving the mouse and keyboard. Creative problem-solving is essential and there are many different ways of approaching each level. 7aa9394dea Title: ChowdertwoGenre: Action, Adventure, IndieDeveloper:Ryan JensenPublisher:Ryan JensenRelease Date: 21 Feb, 2017 Chowdertwo Activation Code [pack] This review was written in English and Russian in purpose to save your money and time. \u201cThe fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are sure while the intelligent are full of doubt\u201d. Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 3rd Earl Russell The fundamental cause of trouble of the Chowdertwo\u2019s developer (nicknamed Chowderchu) is that he is absolutely sure he can be a video games developer. Beyond all doubt that\u2019s far from the truth because this game is REALLY bad. A little bird told me the developer ignores the fact that an investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. As a result we have this so-called \u201cgame\u201d because the developer spent his mom\u2019s money on this product. So far I thought that you ought to have talents, skills, imagination to be a video games developer. But it was before I played the first part of this product (Chowderchu) Chowdertwo is the second part of the game.Cons1. Chowdertwo\u2019s controls are shockingly bad in purpose for being \u201chardcore\u201d. Your main control scheme is A and D to move left\/right, W or Space to jump, Shift to teleport, Tab to use doors and talk, right click to leave some weird bomb thing and then left click is for your attack and \u201cbetter\u201d jump. The controls are non-configurable . Your basic jump (off of W\/Space) ability is little weak so you have to draw a line from your character to the spot where you want to jump and he flings in that direction, which sounds easy, but you don't know where you're exactly going and you had to correct your course once you're in the air, but it's so hard to control because your character flies through the air so quick that it's really difficult to process what's going on. Everyone knows that good entertainment is good and bad one is bad except for the Chowdertwo\u2019s developer. Is Chowdertwo a hardcore game? No, there\u2019re just awkward controls, for sure.2. I don't think I've ever played a game in Steam with such terrible graphic and artwork. Oh, wait\u2026 I\u2019ve seen a worse game \u2013 Chowderchu. The environment is a total clustercuss of indistinguishable assets and the characters themselves might actually make you vomit. Probably you've seen better character concepts on the average 14 year olds Deviant Art page. Frankly speaking Chowdertwo\u2019s graphics is better than the Chowderchu\u2019s one. Don't get me wrong, it's still terrible. But not as utterly awful and eye-damaging as Chowderchu (the first part of this product). I suppose the developer hired some schoolboys to make graphics less toxic and acid. 3. As for the soundtrack there\u2019s a loud PC-speaker\u2019s noise instead of it. By the way, you can\u2019t lower or turn off this grating noise so your ears will be literally bleeding. 4. The gameplay could have been worse, e.g. like in Chowderchu but it\u2019s still boring and unfriendly. I\u2019m not surprised there is no save\/load system or checkpoints but in Chowdertwo you have 100 lives instead of 3 ones in Chowderchu.The level design is lazy and lame. The enemies and bosses are boring and game relies too much on instant kills everywhere for difficulty instead of clever level design.5. The in-game\u2019s text is unpolished and made of poopy jokes for schoolboys (indeed, not clever ones).Many times in the game you see the phrase \u201cCh\u043ewd be with you\u201d. You know the meaning of Ch\u043ewd written in Urban Dictionary , don\u2019t you? 6. Overall the game is a just an unpolished, buggy example of the terrible platform game that should be labeled "Early Access" at best.But you can count some false positive reviews. To be honest I don\u2019t know why some people say something like \u201cthis is the best game they've ever played\u201d, unless they've never played any other games or they're acquainted with the developer somehow. This game looks and feels like a pre-alpha build. 7. The developer behaves himself very strange. He likes to write insulting comments and then delete them. It\u2019s seems he is Russian but he thinks that he is American. And he hates the truth for sure, e.g. he banned me from the Chowdertwo\u2019s forum BEFORE this review was written.I\u2019m sure he\u2019ll flag this review as \u201cAbusive\u201d coz of his hatred for the truth.Free advice to dev: to be conscious that you are ignorant is a great step to knowledge. Pros1. You can delete the game and ask for refund. Seriously there ought to be a tag \u201crefund simulator\u201d for this product in Steam. Thank Gabe Newell for Steam refund system!There's nothing fun about this game. It's a platformer with horrible controls and music that drives you insane. I tried to find something nice about this game. 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One of the hardest games I've ever played. This game requires a lot of meticulous coordination between both keyboard and mouse. Once I got used to the coordination and controls the levels become less intimidating and game's levels completion becomes exponentially satisfying. I recommend this game to anyone looking for a challenge! In terms off game design: -Graphics has a fun and classical looking-Music is awesome!-Level design feels unique and experientially nice
Chowdertwo Activation Code [pack]
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